Please Sir, Can I have more Porridge?

Let us be in no doubt as to who’s pushing the Brexit Buttons here…on both sides of the coin, whether it be British or European.
Notice any familiar family name?–LETWIN/companies
All this Brexit shenanigans from a Tory Toff who once mistook porridge for “upmarket brown sauce” and poured it all over his full English.

How can we put it politely? He’s a sandwich short of a picnic, and yet some dipstick has voted him in as an MP. 
And we wonder why British politics is in such a mess?

These bunch of crooks all need to be doing Porridge!